- why did i spend so much money on a college education that did not ever show me how to put together a real resume?
- how does one obtain a job in another state several months before moving there to prevent certain heart failure that will be caused by dealing with unemployment?
- will I look better or worse if my hair is any other color than red?
- how much bleach can i put on my hair before it all falls out? and will that be enough to get rid of the red, or will i be left mostly bald with patches of orange?
- why cant i bring my cat to work with me? I would be a much better employee with a cat companion.
- how much pizza is too much pizza?
sorry for being the absolute worst at literally every single conceivable thing
I have a 3 day weekend lets party
and by party I mostly mean give me suggestions of movies to watch on netflix in bed with my cat all weekend aww yiss